VERMIN3000 DATAHEIST
Windows build recommended (dowload below)
Webgl is mostly functional but has its quirks
Mac, Linux and Android builds are untested
Created for 7DFPS 2025
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##OPERATOR##
you are tasked with retrieving the FINE AND REVOLUTIONARY PORNOS stolen by the reactionary enemy--
the pornos are located in the BLUE ORIGIN BUNKER where J### B#### retreated when his defeat became ineluctable--
only remote drones can enter the bunker due to the RICH MAN DEATH RADIATION emanating from J### B####' body--
you are provited with remote-controlled self-replicating datajackers for your task--
use them to locate the PORNO STORAGE POINTS and download the files--
--the people's pervert committee--
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use + or - to adjust camera sensitivity
Q toggles shadows (try this if you have performance issues)
hold escape for a few seconds to quit
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all SFX poached from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Bird_song
ambient audio derived from that awful katy perry cover of what a wonderful world
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I can't believe you're making porn games now (endearing)
number one market on itch dot io! i'm only following the money 🤑
This was fun to explore! I liked how organizing screens was a challenge in itself.
Linux version works, but drone screens in the main interface show blank for me (ie- no preview). The status screen, switching in/out and controlling drones all work fine tho. Happy to help troubleshoot.
that's good to know thanks! not sure if i'll have time to look into it, but there must be something going on with rendertextures on linux then
Seems like it would be fun, can't start controlling any drones.
it's not tutorialized (sorry) but you have to close the opening screen with the instructions to start the game proper
Coulda sworn I tried that, I did figure it was just a me problem when nobody else in these comments mentioned it. Neat game
The Mac build works just fine.
It's a like a free-roaming version of The Sentinel, but the bounciness of the replication means getting used to imprecision. "Eh, somwhere over there will hopefully do." The mechanic is interesting enough that I'd like to see it used in a larger game. It reminds me of a similar FPS game in which the player has to avoid drones and can't move, only jump directly to any visible surface (can't remember the name).
I'm amused that there's no safeguard for destroying the last drone. I suppose disappointing the people is punishment enough.
Absolute peak gameplay AND Jeff Bezos killed him self? EPIC
he joins a long tradition of painting the bunker walls a beautiful red
I feel like a real hacker now
Will be there a Android version in the future? Or web version? I'm Just asking not begging btw
i just added both - the webgl build is surprisingly functional (i expected it to brick the browser instantly) but i would be careful about spawning too many drones in it.
the android build doesn't work on a phone (i did not build the input systems to support a vertical touchscreen), but you can try it on an android-powered laptop or a horizontal tablet with external keyboard and mouse. if you do, please let me know how it runs, thanks!
You uploaded both so fast waos
honestly i was surprised to see how fast unity was able to instal the build packages and do it all so shoutout to that i guess!